once upon a weiner

arbetarmakt:

loveforallbears:

Photos by Peter Yuen

WHY IS THIS BEARS TONGUE LIKE IT IS


swarnpert:

sun bears look like they were drawn by someone who has no idea what a bear looks like, and instead was given a vague description of a bear



zkhtr:

i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere


i-blame-the-bbc:
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“Aww
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And she is very proud of them!
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i-blame-the-bbc:

catstextposts:

Aww

And she is very proud of them!


i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

hotephoetips:

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i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

i know too much about bees to watch this movie


rrozeselavy:

thebraveandmischievous:

rrozeselavy:

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

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HE GONE. 

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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

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*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.


leviathan-supersystem:

thepeacockangel:

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”


straightboyfriend:

*points at the stars* i want to look like her


alligator-jigglin-fever:

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its dem boys………..